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George Norton Sharing out Wood. Government Advises Population Fuh Tek it

A Guyana Guardian satirical cartoon showing a doctor examining a patient rectum.A Guyana Guardian satirical cartoon showing a doctor examining a patient rectum.
A Guyana Guardian satirical cartoon showing a doctor examining a patient rectum.

A Guyana Guardian satirical cartoon showing a doctor examining a patient rectum.

(Guardian Satire) – If there is any merit in the allegations leveled against Mr. George Norton, the (Honourable?) Minister of Health of Guyana, then something is seriously amiss with the APNU/ AFC Government.

Is it true that a man bought a place for $25 million (Guyana Dollars), and then collected $25 million dollars in rent deposit from the Government, (as a result of claims supposedly made by the said Minister)?

If that is so, then the Minister (and by extension the Government) is giving Guyanese some good wood (including Wallaba, Greenheart, Crabwood, Mora, Purple heart, and Kavakali) with their pants on.

And just when everyone thought that they would get some justice from Granger for being given so much wood with their pants on, he appointed a committee with three of Norton’s buddy partners, who then came and told the people that they should tek more of the wood.

They told the people that the wood that Norton giving them was lil bit, since Mr. Ramroop would have given them more.

However, some people didn’t buy that story and try to resist; but the wood stand up strong at Success Street, and all who pass or didn’t want to pass had to go and tek it.

But all who was tekking it without pants, I am sorry for them. Because they would have to go to the same big hospital that is under the same Minister’s supervision to get treatment and hope for recovery.
Because some bigger wood does share at that same big hospital every week. Ask the dead lady that they had running there to fix she foot until she drop dead because the foot wasn’t fix up.

And just when people thought that the government would do more than just patting Norton on he back fuh clapping wood in them, the parliament, and the people, Minister Ramjattan (who miss he dose) offer up a nice excuse.

But by that time, most smart Guyanese did done put on their metal-made buckta or chastity belt. So only who didn’t understand Minister Ramjattan’s announcement had to tek the additional set of wood. Even people who had on ten thick jeans, and eighteen buckta or girdles felt the size of the wood.

By the time the dust start settle, almost three quarter of the population was moaning with bamzee pain.

So they did it ….

But ow man, did the APNU/AFC forget that they now clapping wood in the same people who was bugga repeatedly by the previous government?

Ow man. Be reasonable. After all, we batty ain’t heal up from the previous rounds yet.

Shame on you.

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